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Who want a real joke about atheists, here's one!

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Wowsil, here's a real joke:

One day, an atheist accosted a rabbi on the street.

"Do you believe in life after death?"

The rabbi has no time to reply.

"Well it’s a load of rubbish!" shouted the Atheist. "I believe in science, evolution, survival of the fittest, and when we die, that's it! No eternal life, no judgment, and no G-d!" The Atheist continues his assault against the rabbi tirelessly.

"Eternal life! Ha! Its all pie in the sky when you die. When I die that's it, the end, no eternal life, no nothing." He continues, until he reaches his climax, "I will be buried six feet under when I die and that's it! Nothing! Caput! When I die I am utterly convinced that that will be the end of me!"

"Well, thank G-d for that" replies the rabbi.

Agility_Dudewith_all_humilityZombieguy1987



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  • Agility_DudeAgility_Dude 62 Pts   -  
    I'm an atheist, and I think that's funny.
  • ErfisflatErfisflat 1675 Pts   -  
    @wowsil, this guy@Agility_Dude admits that the earth is flat, yet he's an atheist still. Is this logical to you?
    Pseudoscience: noun; a collection of beliefs or practices mistakenly regarded as being based on scientific method.

    Scientific method: noun; a method of procedure that has characterized natural science since the 17th century, consisting in systematic observation, measurement, and experiment, and the formulation, testing, and modification of hypotheses.

    The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don't know anything about.

    Wayne Dyer
  • JoesephJoeseph 654 Pts   -  
    Agility_DudeZombieguy1987
  • JudaismJudaism 180 Pts   -  
    Agility_Dude, what did you think of my post on Jewish views on evolution?
  • MayCaesarMayCaesar 5970 Pts   -  
    I have never seen an atheist pick on random person on the street and preach about the evils of religion and the goods of atheism.

    I have seen the opposite happen many times, however.

    Jokes are good when they are playing on something that happens in reality. In this case, the joke is projection, which adds a certain satisfying tint to it. ;)
    Zombieguy1987
  • Agility_DudeAgility_Dude 62 Pts   -  
    @Judaism I disagree with it somewhat. It implies that god controls evolution, which isn't true. If you observe evolution you see how it is a random process rather than some controlled thing. Sure, humans have improved over time, but some have went backwards and have been erased historically through natural selection.
  • Agility_DudeAgility_Dude 62 Pts   -  
    @Judaism also in the future could you do @Agility_Dude instead of Agility_Dude? It make the message show up in my inbox making sure that I notice it. Thank you!
  • JudaismJudaism 180 Pts   -  
    @Agility_Dude got it, hope that's better
  • George_HorseGeorge_Horse 499 Pts   -  
    I have a joke about Islam!


    Zombieguy1987
    "Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? " ~Epicurus

    "A communist is like a crocodile" ~Winston Churchill

    We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.~Orson Welles
  • JudaismJudaism 180 Pts   -  
    G-d creates evil Itself to serve a purpose.
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