Thinking about religion?
Then, think of All Religions giant new megastore.
Having more than 10,000 departments, the all-new All Religions mega store caters for every one of you way-out-there religious followers.
The Christian Department alone has over 35,0000 items in stock.
*** Check out the life-like Jesus Stuffed Doll. It comes complete with 3 nails for mounting on your wall.
*** You will love the New Version Bible in comic form. Follow the adventures of everybody's favourite bumbling bufoon as He stumbles between catastrophes and contradictions.
*** We cater especially for Catholics too. How about the Reichskonkordat Pendant in the style of a swastika wrapped around a cross, each one crafted from genuine gold fillings.
Or, how about the Papal Condoms, especially perforated for added ventilation.
You can also relax in partial comfort on the mezzanine floor in the Transit Purgatory Lounge. Whilst waiting to find out your next destination you can purchase Indulgences from the Vatican Counter.
*** In the Muslim Department, we now stock delicious Hallal Roadkill Jerky. Available in four exciting flavours, kangaroo, koala, wombat and brown snake it is expertly prepared by fully trained JIhadists who drive at speed in a westerly direction in rented trucks shouting Allahu Akbar....then, Ker Splat!! The jerky is then lovingly shredded using the exclusive IED method.
While you are there, check out the fabulous range of X-Tremist backpacks and vests available in adult and children sizes. They are dyno-mite!
*** You will find the Judaism Department in the middle of the store and the friendly armed security guards will let you through the barbed-wire exclusion zone after showing them your nose. The food hall is always fully stocked before Yom Kippur and we have just received a huge shipment of the ever-popular Groucho Marx Masks.
*** Of course, most keen religious shoppers will invariably end up on the basement floor where you will find all the latest barbeques, sealed faucets and autographed Ozzy Osbourne posters. All Jehovahs Witnesses items will be found there also.
*** So, for miraculous savings, come on down to the all-new All Religions megastore.
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