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The New Atheist Dictionary
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Are you a born again atheist?
Or perhaps, you are just a little reality-curious, which is quite a normal feeling by the way since that's what atheism is all about.
Since you now have a clearer perspective on life, it would be nice to take a new look at some of the old religious words from an atheistic point of view. So, here are a few examples of what we might see in the New Atheist Dictionary. You may like to add to it, a sort of a "Wiki-truth" really.
God: An exclamation of sudden realisation, e.g. "Oh God, I left my Amex at the Casino again"
Jesus Christ: Another exclamation of sudden realisation as in, "Jesus Christ, I can see flashing lights in my rear-view mirror".
Bible: A book of fiction containing anecdotal accounts, old myths, pornography and gratuitous violence.
Quran: An instruction booklet for men on how to cause mass destruction and how to beat the crap out of their wives.
Heaven: A giant shed out the back with a bar, snooker table and wall to wall screens showing action movies and streaming live sports.
Hell: What happens when one's wife finds out that you have been with your mates in Heaven (see above) all day and you still haven't mowed the lawns.
Preacher: A snake-oil salesman who pushes his product using lies and deception. Most probably, had bed-wetting problems well into puberty and/or had an over-controlling parent. Many preachers mentally and/or sexually abuse children.
Nun: A woman who has weird habits. The origin of Nun is probably a phonetic derivation of "none" since nuns get none anyway, probably due to their weird habits.
Church (The): A popular Australian band in the 1980s.
Mosque: Recruiting office for ISIS.
Synagogue: A place frequented by short men with big noses who dress up in funny clothes and spend their time platting each other's hair and beards. When they get bored with that, they like to hack up the genitals of little boys.
Darwin: A small city at the top of the Northern Territory; a great place to fish and drink gallons of beer. Oh, and it was named after a great man who discovered the origins of life and completely put the kibosh on religion.
Or perhaps, you are just a little reality-curious, which is quite a normal feeling by the way since that's what atheism is all about.
Since you now have a clearer perspective on life, it would be nice to take a new look at some of the old religious words from an atheistic point of view. So, here are a few examples of what we might see in the New Atheist Dictionary. You may like to add to it, a sort of a "Wiki-truth" really.
God: An exclamation of sudden realisation, e.g. "Oh God, I left my Amex at the Casino again"
Jesus Christ: Another exclamation of sudden realisation as in, "Jesus Christ, I can see flashing lights in my rear-view mirror".
Bible: A book of fiction containing anecdotal accounts, old myths, pornography and gratuitous violence.
Quran: An instruction booklet for men on how to cause mass destruction and how to beat the crap out of their wives.
Heaven: A giant shed out the back with a bar, snooker table and wall to wall screens showing action movies and streaming live sports.
Hell: What happens when one's wife finds out that you have been with your mates in Heaven (see above) all day and you still haven't mowed the lawns.
Preacher: A snake-oil salesman who pushes his product using lies and deception. Most probably, had bed-wetting problems well into puberty and/or had an over-controlling parent. Many preachers mentally and/or sexually abuse children.
Nun: A woman who has weird habits. The origin of Nun is probably a phonetic derivation of "none" since nuns get none anyway, probably due to their weird habits.
Church (The): A popular Australian band in the 1980s.
Mosque: Recruiting office for ISIS.
Synagogue: A place frequented by short men with big noses who dress up in funny clothes and spend their time platting each other's hair and beards. When they get bored with that, they like to hack up the genitals of little boys.
Darwin: A small city at the top of the Northern Territory; a great place to fish and drink gallons of beer. Oh, and it was named after a great man who discovered the origins of life and completely put the kibosh on religion.
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