In an ideal world, we shouldn't really be teaching religion in schools but, just like sex education and substance abuse education, we should perhaps give lessons to kids that are appropriate for their age. Some possible suggestions for educationalists might include:
* All right kids, now we are going to have a lesson about religion......now moving right along........
* Now, let's see how many religious kids are in the class. All those who still wet their beds, put your hands up.
* Johnny, come up here and answer this question. Who was the son of God? (Teacher inserts a pin into Johnny's derriere) Johnny: Jesus Christ!!
* Now boys and girls, it's time for religious instruction. Today's fairy story is called................
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