Son: Hey Mum, I have just come up with a great theory.
Mother: Pray tell, what great revelation are you about to unfold?
Son: Well, just say that God is real ok. . . . Like I mean, ha ha, as if. But let's just pretend, ok?
Mother: OK, even though there is conclusive evidence indicating there is no such thing and I am sure that 99% of theists just pretend anyway. But carry on.
Son: What if God is playing a game with religious people like Christians, Muslims and, er you know, those other funny ones.
Mother: You mean Jewish. . . . . . Anyway get on with it, I need to get the pork chops on the grill soon. Being a Friday, your Dad will be home early.
Son: Yeah well, I reckon what God is doing is finding out who the real dummies are. . . Like anyone would have to be real dumb to think that they are going to go to heaven just coz they pray a lot and believe in God.
So, what happens is that when all the religious people go to heaven, God is going to give them all the dumb jobs to do like cleaning the toilets and digging ditches forever.
Then all the smart ones like us get to live in big mansions with skateboard parks and endless video games.
Mother: I must say that is an interesting theory but in reality, we will all end up the same; we all turn to brown.
Son: You mean like a giant sh. . . . . . . .
Mother:. . . . . . Exactly, nothing more, nothing less.
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